Before all you Bengaluru residents kill me for the article heading, read on! I can’t assure you relief from traffic but seriously – I feel for you! 1. You needn’t go anywhere to learn how to be patient . Half your life will be spent in traffic and that’s how you learn it! P.S : On second thoughts you might even end up becoming A patient. 2. You might know all the languages in the world and may also know how to speak it in the most refined manner . However the traffic in Bangalore will teach you something else . The language called- !@#$%*&^%! (censored for obvious reasons!) 3. Google maps is no longer your best friend . You learn that the time taken is actually inversely proportional to what is shown. Also you would prefer to take some other route that you discovered. 4. All your plans of saving to buy that latest phone, laptop, dslr have been dropped. Now all you want is a helicopter! Where can one find one?! 5. You become b